dreamybooo:

when you waste tons of money on cs:go cases and get shit items in returnimage



sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other


hexbird:

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion